Paint the town green
We can’t guarantee that you’ll be able to match your Irish mates drink for drink, but we can guarantee you’ll still be looking fresh even when they peel you off the pub floor later that night.
What is it all about?
At the end of it all, what’s St. Patty’s Day really about? Hanging with the lads, getting black out drunk, celebrating a heritage you don’t have, wearing a St. Patrick’s Day suit, and embracing your new self-proclaimed title as “King Leprechaun” while you get up on the table trying to impress that girl who was sitting next to you.
*Disclaimer: We at OppoSuits advise you to keep it green and keep it clean this St. Patrick’s Day but we’re not judging if you try to bust out some river dance moves… nah, we’re totally judging and so is every other person at the bar looking at you funny. So, when the video of you making a fool of yourself surfaces on Facebook and you can’t show your face in society anymore, just know we warned you (and be happy you at least looked good in your St. Patrick’s Day outfit).