Mens Halloween Suits
Halloween Costume Ideas
Revenge Of The Nerds
If there was ever a time for all those nerds to take back the night, it's Halloween. And we're not talking about the knock off black plastic glasses, with a pocket protector, and suspenders costume that was all the rage when you were in grade school. We’re talking about men’s Halloween suits, and we're giving the cake (or the controller) to the old-school defenders of Blinky. To the comic book reading, late night gaming, Star Wars binging, heroes of Halloween. Watch out jocks, it's the revenge of the nerds.
It all started with The Walking Dead, your obsession continued with Zombieland, iZombie, and Z-nation until all you ever thought of was zombies. It's seemed the Apocalypse was upon you and you wouldn't be caught dead without an arsenal of zombies slaying tools at your disposal. These include "Zom-B-Gone" men's cologne, a shady lease to an abandoned jail for you to escape to, and the wooden sword from your eighth-grade performance of King Arthur. Your friends staged an intervention because you stopped sleeping. "Dude," they tell you, "You're an Inzombiac," and it seems your only therapy will be one of our zombie-slaying men’s Halloween suits.
Everyone loves a good foreigner, until they realize your Irish accent is complete rubbish and your authentic "leprechaun made gold belt buckle" is a sham. But hey, Halloween is all about dressing up as what we strive to become in funny Halloween costumes. And if it's your life’s goal to wear a kilt and live out in the Scottish countryside, no one is going to stop you – at least not on Halloween. If your life’s ambition was to build up a wardrobe completely dedicated to the Union Jack, we fully support your decision. And if you choose to spend your days selling tulips in a quaint town in the Netherlands, we've got the men’s Halloween suit for you to become "The Foreigner."
Tulips from Amsterdam£64.95
Stars and Stripes£64.95
Green and Gold£64.95
Halloween In Hawaii
You know the second October hits all anyone can talk about is fall. The storefronts fill up with cozy sweaters, Starbucks starts marketing some variation of pumpkin spice, and the cool weather begins creeping in. But, contrary to popular belief, your “fall” is just a continuation of summer. In other words, welcome to Hawaii. While the rest of the country is layering their coats over their costumes (aka losers), you get to show off your funny Halloween costume loud and proud. For all those fortunate people out there who can get away with our short men’s Halloween suits in October, here’s “Halloween in Hawaii.”
SUMMER The Jag£64.95
SUMMER Mr. Pink£64.95
SUMMER Red Devil£64.95
If you’re the kind of person who likes to have a good time, we’d like to introduce you to the “Extracurricular Activi-Dude.” Don’t be fooled by his morning grouchiness, because by the time nine o’clock hits, he’s hitting the party, or the festival, or the casino, or wherever’s hot that night. Don’t ask questions. If you and this Activi-Dude turn up at the same party, you know you’ve chosen the right spot. He’s always got a stash of something, cash or otherwise, to keep the party alive and there’s no better time to embrace your inner “Extracurricular Activi-Dude” than with our outrageous men’s Halloween suits.